Fortunately, among my busy week, I have found time to think about important things. Lists are just my way of putting my most meaningful thoughts down. So here we go, a list for the light and hard hearted.
1. I gain weight just by looking at bread.
2. I now know what the word ‘frigid’ means. Can’t handle this cold. I’m going to insist that jeans under skirts are fashionable; I think it will fly at the MTC.
3. I must admit that Ellen Degeneres is just really funny.
4. Biggest Loser, I had to miss you this week. Intramural b ball game. I said “Ref, get this girl off me” too many times for them not call a foul. Like seriously girls, let’s all take a chill pill.
5 Sometimes my getaway to life’s most dramatic moments is opening the pantry and stuffing chocolate in my mouth.
6 Someone smashed into the back of our car at church. At church. At church. At church. They decided to remain anonymous. Let their acts shadow their life forever.
7 Light faded jeans are just not my thing. I just decided that when I looked in the reflection of myself on the jfsb building. Yes I am one of those gaudy ladies that stare at themselves with every reflection in eye’s sight. Yes yes I am.
8 Dreams just won’t ever come true if I don’t try
9 I have a quiz next class and I’m not going to study. Pile on the A’s
10 I want to go on a date with Calvin. We have the best dates, because we make them up. We got a tub of ice cream at Walgreens last week. I know right.